I’m aware the title sounds a little strange, but I really feel like a fraud when someone says i’m a real man. Yes in all the anatomical way, I am. There’s always a few things that a man is just supposed to do, and feel, that I just don’t, and I thought I would tell you what they are.
- I Don’t Like Sport.
Every man is supposed to like some kind of sport, wether it be, Football, Rugby, Cricket, Boxing, etc, and I just don’t. I couldn’t think of anything worse to do than sit and watch people play sport. Football may be interesting to some people, but to me it’s just a load of guys kicking a ball around a massive patch of grass, and boxing is just two men hitting each other. To be quite honest, I would rather watch paint dry. I find it much more interesting.
2. I Don’t Like Beer.
Every man has that signature Beer that everyone just knows is their drink, and they love nothing more than to sit and watch Football with a can of their favourite Beer. I’m sorry, but it tastes disgusting. It tastes like someone has mixed together about twenty different drinks, and tried calling it a drink. I know it sounds unmanly, but I much prefer either a nice Vodka and Coke, or some kind of cocktail.
3. I Can’t Change A Fuse, Plug, or Socket.
Every man is just supposed to instinctively be able to change a fuse, plug, socket, or fix anything electrical, but I just can’t. I would like to say it’s got something to do with the fact that i’m visually impaired, but it isn’t. If you gave me a plug and a screwdriver, and asked me to change a plug. I would probably think you were asking me to tight rope walk. It’s just alien to me.
4. I Have Absolutely No Interest In Cars.
Every man loves his car, but I have absolutely no interest what so ever in cars. I don’t even know where the keys go in a car, that’s how disinterested I am. I would love to be able to drive one day, but even if I can,I think i’ll only be interested in where they can get me, and not what’s under the bonet.
5. I Love Beauty Products.
Every man is supposed to look rough and ready, and that they’ve done a hard days work, but I prefer to have a more put together look. I like my face, hands, and basically my entire body, to be soft and smooth, and not rough .
That’s just a few things that make me feel like a little bit of a fraud calling myself a real man. I am extremely aware that these are very generalised steriotypes, but this is just a little bit of tongue in cheek fun, so please don’t take it too seriously.
What things make you feel like a little bit of a fraud calling yourself a real man? What makes a real man to you? Please let me know down below.
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